Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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