So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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