Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
