Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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