STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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