can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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