thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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