As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
