so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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