I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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