I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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