I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm both gender and math confused
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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