awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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