She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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