She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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