He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I want you more than these girls want KFC
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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