were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
