They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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