ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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