it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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