So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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