we're blogging at a bar
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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