you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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