I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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