Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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