Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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