The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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