Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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