quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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