dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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