Do you still have your period?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
false alarm, still single
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