im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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