ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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