His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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