I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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