He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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