Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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