I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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