Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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