Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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