she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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