There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
