Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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