Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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