Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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