You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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