why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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