NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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