I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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