I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
What happened to fro yo and sex?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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