none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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