Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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