I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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