i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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