i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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