I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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