zippers are such a cool invention
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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