he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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