Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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