Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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