Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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